i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit  (via suspend)
caseyanthonyofficial:

We’re all going to be dead in a month 

caseyanthonyofficial:

We’re all going to be dead in a month 

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

 - Ryan the Gnome Guy
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heyheyroosterteeth:

[x] After hearing Ryan’s story as a male model, I had to upload it. Now we just need to find those photos. 

kenezbian:

hot young ryan has been:

  • a pool guy
  • a male model
  • an actor in theater productions

fucking hell

feaqu:

i was listening to 8tracks in the car and a fucking vocaloid song came on and the person in the car beside me looked over and nodded and thats when i realized that weeaboos are real. weeaboos exist in real life and they will nod at you when vocaloids begin blasting from your bigass jeep in recognition of your fellow weeability.

agentmaiine:

Those crazy kiddos

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance